Here is my impression of any guy who first meets Southern Brooke and tries to play it cool while being awestruck by her amazing boobies: “Hi, my boobies name is boobies John. How boobies are you boobies today? What tits did you say your boobies name was? Oh, Southern Boobies, I mean, Southern Brooke? Well, it’s very melons nice to meet you and your tits. Uh, you. Nice to meet you. Have a great boobies day! Ta-tas!” …or at least, that’s how I’d be. Because, damn, them’s some incredible titties.