I definitely have a thing for curvy blondes, and new solo girl Jessica Cutie definitely qualifies. She’s got that smiley-and-sweet British blonde thing going on that I love - I think it stems from Emma Bunton being my favorite Spice Girl back in the 90’s - and some seriously amazing 32E 100% natural boobies. So I am totally digging the fact that she decided to make this kickass Christmas gallery - it manages to both me cute (well, I mean, there IS a good reason that she’s called Jessica Cutie, after all) and smoking hot at the same time. Kudos to whoever decided to give her a pink vibrator for Christmas - not only does she look totally psyched about it, but she also decided to give an on-camera demonstration of how much she loves it. Christmas rules!