This is probably showing my saltiness when it comes to how Top Chef: New York turned out, but Nikki Sims reminds me of what Hosea’s creepy/clingy showmance partner Leah would look like if she had bigger tits, less horse teeth, and fixed the whole gross attitude that made me hate her so much. This isn’t a dig at Nikki in any way; I honestly think that, if it weren’t for the things that I just mentioned, Leah would’ve been hot as hell. But instead she sucked ass, so it’s a good thing that we have the hotter version of her getting naked at Nikki’s Playmates to help fix any ruined fantasies. Ha, what is with me and my sudden spree of posting hotter, bustier, naked versions of current cultural icons/d-list celebretards? Last week it was Sarah Palin upgrade Sara Next Door, now it’s Nikki getting all hot and wet in the shower. Oh well, as long as they’re hot and have huge tits, who really cares who they remind me of, right?