So my favorite desktop toy, by far, is Virtual Girl HD. It’s a 100% free program that runs on your desktop, taking up hardly any memory or installing any nasty malware. Basically, it delivers a new girl each day, and she does a sizzling hot striptease while “standing” on your taskbar. This isn’t the Virtua Girl of times past, either… all the girls now dance in crystal-clear HD. I probably don’t even have to say this, but I am completely addicted. Plus, the stripteases are awesome and perfect for people like me, who like their nerd references in everything, even their naked chicks dancing on their desktop… case in point: this downloadable striptease by curvy porn legend Aria Giovanni. It’s called “Vampire Killer”, and it basically involves Aria being super hot in a long, badass black trench coat with only red lingerie underneath. Why didn’t Buffy ever dress up like this when she went patrolling?