Latina Hottie Janessa Brazil Strips & Stretches Post-Workout

Posted May 24, 2009 by admin

If you grabbed a bunch of straight guys off of the streets at random and polled them to ask what sports-related activity they’d most like to watch a hot woman perform, I’m willing to bet that stretching and/or yoga would be pretty high up on that list. I mean, as Janessa Brazil is so nicely demonstrating for us in this photo set, when a girl stretches after a tough workout she’s not only got that post-workout glow that reminds you of how chicks look after another type of physical activity… but she’s also putting the goods on full display in all sorts of naughty-looking contortions. Living up to her Latina heritage, Janessa Brazil has booty for days - and when she’s stretching her thighs and calves, she’s showing off that ass in the most wonderful way! Of course, it probably helps that she’s also stripping and pouring water on herself as she does her cool-down… you can thank her after you’re done ogling her!

Petite British Blonde Emily’s Dream Has Awesome 30G Tits

Posted May 23, 2009 by admin

There is something that’s just so damned… sparkley about 18-year-old busty blonde Emily. I know that’s a really weird adjective to use when describing internet softcore porn, but it’s the first thing that came to mind. What I mean is… she looks so… cute and happy, like the living embodiment of the phrase “sunny personality” - probably because she’s constantly smiling and flirting with the camera, which, for some reason, is too rare when it comes to solo girls. Too many of them are busy trying to look “sultry” and they forget that sometimes, a smile is the sexiest thing around. Thank goodness for Emily’s Dream deciding to fulfill the demand for a happy, curvy blonde teen with big 30G tits and awesome curves! 

   

Day With A Porn Star: Priya Rai Hardcore Edition

Posted May 18, 2009 by admin

So the other day, I was working out and had “Jai Ho” on repeat on my mp3 player (hush, I know I’m behind the times but I can’t help but love that damn song) and it dawned on me that I’ve totally been neglecting the Indian babes - it’s been way too long since I updated this site! So here I am, ready to remedy this huge problem with some hot-ass photos of the always-delectable Priya Rai, from the new reality/porn website Day With A Porn Star. Basically, the idea of the site combines a sort of The Hills-esque reality show (each update has cameras follow a different porn star around for a day) with hot hardcore action (the day inevitably concludes with a behind-the-scenes look at a porn shoot starring the featured girl). It’s a pretty cool idea, and the Priya Rai update is just as awesome as you’d expect!

Gorgeous Black Babe Apples Has A Bootylicious Body

Posted April 22, 2009 by admin

It’s only fitting that dark-cocoa skinned babe Apples is one of the Burning Angel girls, because she’s smoking hot! Sorry, I couldn’t help it… sometimes the puns hold me hostage unless I post them. I SWEAR. Anyhow, Apples is a mega-hot chick, who, according to her profile page at the Burning Angel site, enjoys sashimi, the Harry Potter series, IKEA, The Princess Bride, whips, and shower sex with skater boys. Sounds like my kind of girl! She’s already got 350+ photos up at the site, with (hopefully) plenty more on the way, and she’s also an active member of the BA community. So if you feel like getting to know this gorgeous black goddess… go stalk her there! What are you waiting for?? 

   

Busty Latina Ex-Girlfriend Angel Is Smoking Hot In The Shower

Posted April 19, 2009 by admin

I’m sorry, but assuming that it was, in fact, an ex-boyfriend who submitted these photos of Angel to girlfriend/amateur website Revenge TV… what kind of fucking idiot would you have to be to dump a girl that looks like THAT? Seriously, Angel is so beyond smoking hot that anyone who would leave or cheat on her needs to check into a mental health facility, stat. The only way that this is acceptable is if she herself posted the photos, or if the guy who submitted them got dumped by her and this is his revenge… any other scenario implies that the boyfriend/ex-boyfriend is dumb. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad as hell that the photos made it online via Revenge TV because… I mean, just look at her. I’m just trying to rationalize how on earth someone could let a hottie like that get away.

   

Girl Next Door Kayla Shows Off Her Giant Boobs In A Blue Corset

Posted March 29, 2009 by admin

Boobs. Jugs. Tits. Whatever you want to call them, Girl Next Door Kayla has a seriously huge, seriously awesome rack - all natural, big, pillowy… basically, she’s a boob lover’s wet dream come to life. But that’s not the only thing of note about Kayla: now, I might be delusional, but I think that she really, really, REALLY resembles Kate’s Playground - and I know that the people who help her run her site are related somehow to the people that help run Kate’s, so I wonder if there’s some relation… because seriously, she looks like she could be Kate’s bustier sister. And somehow, I don’t know why, but that sort of makes Kayla even hotter… 

  

English Blonde Lexy Takes Off Her Lingerie To Reveal 32G Tits

Posted March 15, 2009 by admin

Blonde English beauty Lexy has curves to spare - I mean, check out those awesome, all-natural boobies! They’re a whopping 32Gs, for those of you who like to know a girl’s exact measurements, and well… they’re fantastic. Apparently the photographers at Busty Britain agreed, because what you’re seeing here in this update is only a small fraction of the content they shot with Lexy - she’s got multiple movies, adding up to about a full hour of runtime, as well as over 350 photos and counting. So if you’re digging this British babe’s body - and of course you are - you’ll be happy to know that there’s so much more of her and tons of other well-endowed English hotties over at Busty Britain - and you don’t even need a passport! 

 

Big-Boobed Brunette Nikki Sims Gets Steamy In The Shower

Posted March 2, 2009 by admin

This is probably showing my saltiness when it comes to how Top Chef: New York turned out, but Nikki Sims reminds me of what Hosea’s creepy/clingy showmance partner Leah would look like if she had bigger tits, less horse teeth, and fixed the whole gross attitude that made me hate her so much. This isn’t a dig at Nikki in any way; I honestly think that, if it weren’t for the things that I just mentioned, Leah would’ve been hot as hell. But instead she sucked ass, so it’s a good thing that we have the hotter version of her getting naked at Nikki’s Playmates to help fix any ruined fantasies. Ha, what is with me and my sudden spree of posting hotter, bustier, naked versions of current cultural icons/d-list celebretards? Last week it was Sarah Palin upgrade Sara Next Door, now it’s Nikki getting all hot and wet in the shower. Oh well, as long as they’re hot and have huge tits, who really cares who they remind me of, right? 

  

FTV’s Alexa Loren Is Enchantingly Exotic & All-Natural

Posted February 22, 2009 by admin

If you’ve ever wondered exactly what people mean when they say that somebody has “movie star good looks”, may I present as a perfect example the lovely Alexa Loren? One of the newest models at First Time Videos, this busty Latina is just completely stunning… she’s got a face and body that could rival Salma Hayek any day of the week. Especially those big, all-natural breasts… which she so kindly has falling out of her tight black dress in these photos. How thoughtful of her, right? But seriously, if it weren’t for the fact that her tits are hanging out and she isn’t wearing any panties (and is posing in ways that makes this fact very obvious), I’d say that this gallery looks like it would be at home in the pages of an Elle or W feature on some hot new up-and-coming celebrity starlet. 

   

Amateur Sara Next Door In Sexy Lingerie & Stockings

Posted February 18, 2009 by admin

Who doesn’t love a hot chick in glasses? I mean, even Ms. Maverick herself, Sarah Palin, was drooled over as a MILF (remember Who’s Naylin’ Paylin?)and I think that a large part of that was the whole “hot librarian” appeal… at least, until she opened her mouth and ruined a lot of fantasies with her more repressed views on sexuality. So for those of you who know exactly what I’m talking about a need a new glasses girl to dream about, your wish is granted… Sara Next Door is a hot amateur housewife who not only rocks the “sexy nerd” look like nobody’s business, but she also has some absolutely incredible 36DD all-natural boobies… and best of all, Sara loves to show them off in hot amateur videos, live cam chats, and photoshoots like this one, where she’s stripping out of some sexy pin-striped lingerie, stockings, and a garter belt! Yeah, I know what you’re thinking… and you’re welcome =)